legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!

crunchier:

trying to do your homework and being on tumblr at the same timeimage