communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

pinkiepony:

Once a boy told me to stop wearing hot pink lipstick because it makes boys not want to kiss me so I just pulled it out of my purse and applied more of it without breaking eye contact.

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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animalsdancing:

Tiny legs

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(Source: tohososhi)

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

"I worry about meeting somebody who’s truthful and is a hundred percent just there because of me. I just don’t like the idea of somebody liking me because of this and not because of me. And it’s hard to retract to think, ‘If I didn’t have all this, would this person like me or not?"

Happy 21st birthday, Liam James Payne! (August 29, 1993)

(Source: zedmaliks)

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

xoziam:

but this gif looks like someone’s just fucked with him and you better believe he’s not gonna take that shit 

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i’m all hot and bothered fuck

(Source: ziamthekings)